- Alex Gaskarth: "You are, the most important person in the world. Every single one of you. Don’t let anybody tell you differently."
- Austin Carlile: “If there’s someone who’s telling you that you’re not good enough, you are. If someone doesn’t like you for who you are, you can tell them to deal with it or get out of your life."
- Derek Sanders: "You're something to remember."
- Kellin Quinn: “Wrists are for bracelets, not for cutting.”
- Matty Mullins: "Being mistreated is NEVER ok. You deserve to be happy."
- Vic Fuentes: "Just wait it out. Things won't be bad forever, I promise you. It's going to be okay."
- Jeremy McKinnon: "Leave no words unspoken, and save regrets for the broken."
- Josh Franceschi: Calm down sweetheart, no reason to cry over chicken nuggets.
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
Maybe I’ll just crawl into a hole and stay there for the rest of my life. I mean it’s not like anyone cares anyway.